birth control 

something that your mom forgot to use before you were born.

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!

birth control by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009

Birth Certificate 

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

Birth Certificate by soulocutz August 26, 2011

Birth peep 

people related to you by birth, also known as family.

Yo, dese be my birth peeps

Birth peep by clyde2 June 7, 2011

Birth Control 

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

Birth Control by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005

Birth Control Hole 

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.

After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

Birth Control Hole by Chocolate Jizz March 24, 2006

birth control 

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

birth control by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

Birth Tax

Well defined as birthday treat.

Happy Birthday Dude, When will u pay ur birth tax?

Birth Tax by snehasish February 12, 2009