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20 bands 

20 bands is 20,000.00...
El Whyner paíd 20 bands for that Impala.
20 bands by El Whyner April 24, 2018

blow bands 

a useful sexual aid for women with long hair to help hold their hair back when giving oral sex.Commonly found in packs of 100 in the hair accessories department down at Wally-World.
Diane got tired of chewing her hair when going down on her man, so she broke out with the blow bands
blow bands by toyzintheattic July 20, 2008

jam bands 

musical groups with a lyrical disposition towards preserves of all kinds.
jam bands by mike read August 7, 2003

throw bands 

To throw bundles of money wrapped in rubber bands at strippers in the club instead of dollar bills other guys are spending, therefore upscaling your status as a rich dude
Yo, look at that ho over there making that dude throw bands.
throw bands by Differentbreed November 8, 2013

boy bands 

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
boy bands by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

Douche bands 

A fundamental part of the douche attire, douche bands are one or a pair of any chain or barb wire tattoos along the arms. These tattoos scream of douchebaggery.

The more visible and cliche these douche bands are, the douchier the individual. Douche bands on the neck are symptoms of an intense degree of douche bag, most likely the kind that has visited prison multiple times.
"Holy shit there's a barb wire on your neck! How many times were you a victim or prison bro rape to have to overcompensate with douche bands to look super hardcore?"
Douche bands by PalaceofWisdom July 14, 2009