baby-batter 

The recipe for humans.

If you mix baby-batter with the right ingredients and two eggs a baby (human) will be the final result.

baby-batter by no name. January 27, 2007

Baby-Batter 

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculate.

C'mon sweetlips...... take a taste of my baby-batter now honey! OOOOOH...... don't you waste a drop!

Baby-Batter by MadManManic January 1, 2007

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

Baby Batter Blizzard by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

Baby Batter Blaster

cock

I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

Baby Batter Blaster by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

Baby Batter Factory 

Refers to the origin of Baby Batter.
Usually, if not always, it is the testicles, where the process of meiosis takes place to create the life giving Baby Batter that is needed to successfully procreate.

Baby Batter CEO: Ayo, most of yall will be disposed of into tissues, condoms, socks and buttholes, but in this Baby Batter Factory, we serve one purpose. To complete a most fantastic and climactic **NUT**.

Baby Batter Factory by ßoonish June 15, 2021

baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.

Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.

baby batter bankruptcy by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Baby batter splatter 

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

Baby batter splatter by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021