Nocturnal Awakenings 

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.

I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

Nocturnal Awakenings by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

Marchen Awakens Romance 

Aka M.A.R is basicly a popular anime about a boy named Kosi Ginta who is a junior high school student that wants to live in a world where his fantasy is a reality, One day, a mysterious door appears in his classroom. This door leads to another world, “Mar Heaven”, the place he longed to be in. It has everything he dreamed a fairy tale world would have, such as witches and werewolves. There, he finds an item called ÄRM. It’s a special device that was created by magic and gives its user a special ability.

Marchen Awakens Romance airs on toonami jetstream. look it up, "that's awsome".

Marchen Awakens Romance by oliverflash September 22, 2006

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening 

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

Sexual Awakening by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019

Italian awakening 

The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.

Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!

Italian awakening by bt February 20, 2003

Awakenerosis 

The fear of waking up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason, only to have to go through the effort of trying to get back to sleep.

I really hope Jannis can recover from her Awakenerosis, she’s been looking more tired lately.

Awakenerosis by TKinfinity July 13, 2019