astronomical value 

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

astronomical value by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

assonomics 

A bitch shaking that ass and you throwing that cash at it.

I was doing assonomics with this girl last night at the strip club.

assonomics by ORIGINATEDGENIO April 20, 2017

astronomize 

a great mutual

omg ur mutuals with astronomize? your so fucking cool marry me

astronomize by lmanburgboom July 20, 2021

astronomiaexpansotrilophobia 

The fear of the vast expanse of the universe

*girl*: what is your fear?
*Man*: astronomiaexpansotrilophobia
*Girl*: what....

I have astronomiaexpansotrilophobia, which implies that i am afraid of the vast expanse of the unviverse

astronomiaexpansotrilophobia by Arafary April 15, 2023

astronomical odds 

Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.

The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.

astronomical odds by Kurapika June 12, 2014

astronomicalofugus 

an enormous or inconceivably large poisonous fish

The solution to David Draven's hang man puzzle is "astronomicalofugus"

astronomicalofugus by Matt Norwood December 17, 2003