analog-retentive 

People obsessed over the so-called superiority of analog formats over digital formats.

Yo! I sold all my classical music CDs to buy Vinyl LP records because they superior tonal quality and better fidelity.
Man, you're such an analog-retentive!

analog-retentive by ThierryG January 30, 2008

Analog Spam 

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.

"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."

Analog Spam by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015

Analog clock 

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!

I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!

Analog clock by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019

Analog horror 

A sub-genera of horror that follows the "found footage" style. Such as The walten files, Mandela Catalogue, The backrooms, and so on

"My favorite sub-genera of horror is Analog horror."

Analog horror by {MoNo!!} October 7, 2022

analog friendship

an-l-awg, -og frend-ship

–noun

A non-sexual relationship to someone without the use of technology.

I've met this cool gal on the Facebook, and I think I'm going to make this an analog friendship.

analog friendship by jwattsj March 19, 2011

analog bully 

1) a cyber bully, but without the computer.
2) a classical bully
3) a person that bullies in-person, as oppose to online

Donald Trump attacks people on Twitter all the time; he's such a cyber bully . Russel Crowe attacked people in-person, because he was an old-fashioned analog bully.

analog bully by NovemberJuliet May 10, 2018

Analog Texting 

Analog texting is a form of the prehistoric act of using a pencil and normal a small notepad to "text" a short but pointless message to a near by individual.

Me: That guy is writing a note and driving
You: Umm...You mean Analog Texting?

Analog Texting by Just.Trey September 4, 2010