Albertans

Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.

Albertans cannot drive

Albertans by -Katie July 20, 2008

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Albertin

The most amazing friend ever. She'll be there for you through everything. Don't make a mistake and lose her, you'll be sorry! <3

Albertin is my best friend.

Albertin by Elle16 March 5, 2011

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Albertan

Albertans are residents of Alberta, Canada. They are generally annoying, driving grossly oversized trucks and bragging about their riches made on the oil field. Albertans don't have bad intentions for the most part, but when they come through your town on vacation, they often get in the way. They are terrible drivers, and for some reason think they are all truckers. They often tow large river boats behind their trucks, and are very inconsiderate of others. When fishing on the riverbank, they like to march in on your spot and act like they run the show. You can always tell an Albertan by their fishing techniques. They cast terribly, come in with all the wrong gear, and often gaff fish in the back.

Meh, whatever. Must be an Albertan.

Albertan by redneck125 August 4, 2011