pound a pussy
pound a pussy by coldhearted May 15, 2014
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pound a camper
see also: constipated, constipation
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
pound a camper by ae123456 January 14, 2009
sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag
Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.
Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009
Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag
Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.
Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005
pound a foty
When you fuckin' take dat 40 Ounce bottle a' O-E and slam it DOWN! (After you have poured out some first for all a' tha dead homies, of course)
DAY-AMN! You see dat shorty jus POUND dat foty? Shit, let's fuckin' rob his slippin' ass! Du, I cantst wait, I needs ta pound a foty RAHT NOW!
pound a foty by schnakadow September 28, 2005
10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag
the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.
Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"
10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag by Craker Jack March 12, 2013
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag
A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.
-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."
-5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good.
-No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere.
-Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-Yeah
-Exactly, you're retarded."
10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag by scld April 13, 2010