greasy as a jesse jones sausage 

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

greasy as a jesse jones sausage by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011

A Jessica

Disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of life without saying goodbye or notifying everyone first

Have you heard from Jay lately?
I don't think anyone has, boy pulled a Jessica big time

A Jessica by _cerealkiller December 22, 2021

Beat a Jesse day 

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

Beat a Jesse day by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Doing a Jessie 

When a girl/guy shit himself on purpose just to piss of her/his girlfriend/boyfriend.

Amber Heard took a shit in Johnny’s bed!

Damn! She was doing a Jessie!

Doing a Jessie by MeLukas December 25, 2022

Being a Jessie

When you insert yourself into a situation that probably had nothing to do with you and was already sorted out.

oh no olivia is being a jessie again

Being a Jessie by lovelyisland February 28, 2023

Caught a Jessica 

Caught a Jessica.

The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."

Caught a Jessica by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

pull a Jessi 

when you do everything besides have sex with a man.

“dude did you really fuck or did you just pull a Jessi?”

pull a Jessi by butternut235 January 19, 2024