kick you a new asshole 

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)

"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole

kick you a new asshole by JamesGround Attorney at law July 2, 2010

Tear a new asshole 

To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.

To Tear a new asshole:

After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!

Tear a new asshole by John Bent November 19, 2007

Tear a new asshole 

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

Tear a new asshole by Yoni June 1, 2004

ripped a new asshole 

the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.

Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?

Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.

ripped a new asshole by LickNeandro December 26, 2011

Tear a new asshole 

To be extremely annoying to someone; to mistreat somebody to an extreme.

My boss is extremely demanding, he tear a new asshole to all his employees daily!

Tear a new asshole by Turro June 7, 2009

ripped him a new asshole 

when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole

He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole

ripped him a new asshole by soapythebitch January 29, 2018

A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

A fat asshole by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023