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Burning Furbies 

The act of hiding from class or the world by smoking crack, usually for an extended period of time.
Marco: Why isnt Lottie here tonight?
Bre: Shes probably off burning furbies!
Burning Furbies by hpy February 4, 2010

Burning my bacon 

Turning a person on, serious attraction flowing in waves of desire.
That chick over there is burning my bacon! I gotta make her mine.
Burning my bacon by NatCupcake December 30, 2011

burning bum 

When you have a curry, lentils, any spicy food you get severe diarrhea and major runny shits leaving your bumhole burning.

Also see ring sting... ouch
"I badly need the loo! i wish i had shares in andrex - I've got BURNING BUM!!!!!"

burning bum by Fudger Packers June 23, 2006

Text Bumping 

A process very similar to thread bumping in forums.
Used by chicks when extended periods of time have passed since a reply has been received from the individual they are texting.

These texts have no significant meaning or relevance to the flow of previous conversations.
Sally: Who ya texting?
Jill: My boyfriend! But it's been almost ten minutes and he still hasn't texted back yet...
Sally: Maybe he just forgot? You should try Text Bumping him.
Jill: Good Idea!
Jill sends message: :)
Boyfriend: wtf

sperm burpin slut 

What every male's ex-wife or girlfriend becomes a minute after they break up.
Where's my ol'lady? Oh, you mean that sperm burpin slut that I used to have clean the old pipes every now and then.
sperm burpin slut by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Moses Burning Bush 

Instead of saying JESUS CRIST! You can say Moses Burning Bush. Only used by the extremely coolioolio people in the world. Get out of the norm, say Moses Burning Bush! when your angry instead of JESUS CRIST!
"Moses Burning Bush! That little rug rat bit me on the arm!"