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an ugly musty crusty homophobic racist sexist walmart gumpy looking bitch who can’t keep his dick in his pants
ew, zach is so weird. he flirta with everyone at our school
zach by evie.is.sad April 10, 2021
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some random dibshit: hey Zach can I say "ur mom" in here

Zach: yeah you can
Zach by Pompano April 13, 2021
Zach is a all out badass redneck who is really tall and plays lots of sports and is very strong, he won’t take sh!t from no one and will even help u through tough times he is caring and very loyal, he is super funny but gets in lots of trouble, he misses A...v.... he is a very nice guy so if u ever get told by a Zach that he like you don’t let him go
Person 1: did you hear about that tall kid

Person 2: you mean Zach

Person 1: yeah
Zach by Zthompson782 April 15, 2021
Zach a tall skinny boy. His personality is sweet and he’s normally a gamer. He normally wears Hey Dudes. Yes, the rumors are true. He has a horse cock.
Damn. Did you see his bulge? Zach got the fatty bro.
Zach by ass pears June 21, 2021
Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.
“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude
Zach by Sad_gummybear July 8, 2021
The person I would have had a crush on. But no.

He’s nice though. By NO, i mean NO.

Maybe back in 2019.
Zach, be on urban dictionary all the time. I’m too tired, I didn’t even ask him. Honestly we are too old for this so I’m going to not do this anymore.
Zach by Mynameismaxine July 20, 2021