Bollock Peen Lord

Someone who takes bollocks and penis at the same time in their mouth

Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam

Bollock Peen Lord by LoadBuster98 May 5, 2021

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Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

Bollock Swoggle by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

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Related Words

Bollocks • bollocksed • bollocksing • bollocksy • bollocks-breath • Bollocks Chops • Bollocks in a Knot • Bollocks like dice • Bollocks Off • bollocks on a bulldog

crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"

Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock

crouchy bollock by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

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catching bollock

Talking shit (lying about something)

Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up

catching bollock by Tangleteaser June 12, 2018

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bollock

Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!

bollock by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

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bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

bollock juggler by Dave Knows All December 21, 2007

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trolly bollock

a troll that speaks bollocks

you call someone a trolly bollock which means they speak bollocks and look like a troll. e.g omg that tylers such a trolly bollock !

trolly bollock by the amazingly amazing October 12, 2020

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