Sarah Jessica Barker

Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.

Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.

Sarah Jessica Barker by nyc-a-train December 14, 2010

barking spider 

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!

barking spider by Fartsnad June 23, 2004

barkative

the act of constant talking or complaining

I cannot carry on a conversation with her because she is so barkative.

barkative by Dr. Kevin Burke October 20, 2005

barkuum 

When your dog eats food that has been spilled on the floor before you get a chance to clean it up.

Awe man, I just dropped my meatball!

Don't sweat it, my dog will barkuum it up for you.

barkuum by sm4k December 20, 2007

Bob Barker 

A word meaning to emasculate someone. Coined after Bob Barker, host of the game show The Price Is Right, as a tribute to the fact that at the end of each show he reminds viewers to spay or neuter their pet.

I gave my dog the Bob Barker so he would not have puppies.

Bob Barker by Ainolketta February 18, 2005

Barking Spiders 

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

Barking Spiders by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010

Travis Barker 

(n.) Very talented, former Blink182 drummer. He used to be so awesome. Then he left Blink182, married a barbie doll/pamela anderson look-alike, got his own ridiculous MTV reality show, and joined the very odd Transplants, who kinda suck.

Newlyweds, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, and then Meet the Barkers.

Travis Barker by xximxnotxokayxx July 18, 2008