Slippy Toad 

When a guy lubes up his dick and watches his girl try and toss it off

Guy 1: Dude I made Carol give me a Slippy Toad
Guy 2: Did she manage it
Guy 1: Of course not, it's a Slippy Toad

Slippy Toad by Mozza xD October 16, 2008

bean toad

A girl who thinks she's really hot but she's really not!!

Guy 1: oh look it's that girl Kayla
Guy 2: she's a total bean toad!!!

bean toad by Randommmgirlll May 7, 2016

Ur pet toad on easy mode 

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode

Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

Ur pet toad on easy mode by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019

Pistol toad 

A person that is quick to jump at the chance to use a gun instead of fighting

That muthaphucka is a pistol toad, he always pullin out his strap ready to bust instead of knuckling up like a real man.

Pistol toad by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007

Old toad

To describe a girlfriend,wife,or partner who is quite small and they look older than they are.

look at my brothers new girlfriend she is a old toad

Old toad by Bertyflirtyandimthirty November 19, 2009

Your pet Toad is on easy mode 

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.

John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

Your pet Toad is on easy mode by Ah yeah, Mr. Cool October 10, 2019

Three-toad Sloth 

A sloth which uses three toads to wipe his ass.

Argh. it looks like a three-toad sloth was here.

Three-toad Sloth by God December 14, 2004