text traffic 

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.

"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"

text traffic by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009

Geriatric Traffic 

When one is going well under the speed limit do to an old person driving in front of them, forcing them to be late, pissed off, etc

(Calling on a Cell)

Lisa: Hello
John: Hey, its me
Lisa: What's up
John: I'm going to be late, im caught behind some major geriatric traffic on broadway avenue.

Geriatric Traffic by Carlos, NY January 10, 2010

ass traffic 

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.

I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.

ass traffic by hardcrocker May 6, 2016

Vampire Traffic 

noun : When there is a halting or slowing down of cars on a major highway all because they saw the sun shinning in their eyes and are so frightened that they need to slam on their brakes.

This is usually done by morons that don't know their car is equipped with a visor to prevent exactly this occurrence.
Also more common in areas after an overpass, or after a highway wall.
It will ruin your life because you'll realize that you just sat in traffic because a couple of people thought the giant yellow thing was going to kill them and slowed down to a crawl.

"Sorry Im late I was driving on the LIE when I hit some bad Vamire traffic."

"just had to replace my bumper because of some vampire traffic."

Vampire Traffic by T.J.X February 21, 2010

Dutch Traffic Jam 

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.

On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.

Dutch Traffic Jam by WTFuck July 10, 2014

back of the traffic lights 

You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it

Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?

Cindy: Why you wanna know that?

Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?

Cindy: Why?

Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch

(2 hours later)

Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier

Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?

Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed

back of the traffic lights by OpticalEpilepsy June 6, 2010

Stopping Traffic 

any creative form of suicide which potentially causes traffic problems.

1. Driving into oncoming traffic.
2. Sticking your head out of a manhole on a busy street.
3. Hanging yourself from an overpass or interstate sign.

These are all examples of stopping traffic.

Stopping Traffic by AngelOfDeath;) April 8, 2009