Swineumonia 

The pneumonia that occasionally follows cases of the swine flu. Literally, the worst thing ever, and the cause of many, many more jokes about man-pig relations.

"Hey, man. Are you feeling better?"

"No, now I've got swineumonia. FML."

Swineumonia by PiggyPneumo September 30, 2009

swine beaver 

A very large gaping vagina.

I know this girl that has been with like 100 guys and she was horny so I hit that swine beaver.

my buddy went the the bar and got really drunk. With his beer goggles on he picked up a swine beaver.

swine beaver by McWillie Coyote December 1, 2009

Swine Suprise 

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.

That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.

Swine Suprise by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010

Swindellin' it 

To be in a public place with your penis unknowingly exposed.

I went to get coffee earlier, and i was Swindellin' it the whole time! I hope nobody saw my penis!

Swindellin' it by noiv June 19, 2014

swinebola 

The amalgamation of swine-flu and ebola into one super virus.

Most recently found in Dallas, Texas

"My Swinebola is acting up and I think I'm going to shit my guts out."

swinebola by CRad October 1, 2014

swindon roulette 

It's russian roulette, but with six bullets in the chamber instead of just the one. Usually played as a last resort to get out of Swindon.

I'm so tired of Swindon that at this point I'd be willing to play Swindon roulette to leave as fast as possible.

swindon roulette by Tur1ng January 20, 2018

Swindon Academy 

Means

Shit

Racist
Sexist
Pathetic

Petty
Annoying
Dickheads
Stooopid teachers

Any teacher of Swindon academy should jump off bridge

Swindon Academy by Factinator69.9 October 2, 2018