highschool hoops 

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game

highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!

highschool hoops by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024

Inconsistent Hooper

An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.

Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!

Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper

Inconsistent Hooper by 15Crossed April 30, 2025

Kangaroo Hooves

Online comment sections.

I tried to post in the #HystericalBezerks metaphorical ski mountains where the substrate of the mountain is kangaroo hooves, from kangroos that have their heads planted in dirt, and I lost my thumbs, they went flying... 🦘

Kangaroo Hooves by Johnnie Smoke March 6, 2026

YMCA hooper

A tryhard (sweat) in online multiplayer games that only plays casual modes and never plays any of the game’s ranked modes.

I checked the tryhard’s profile that was in our last game and I saw that he never played any ranked matches. Such a YMCA hooper!

YMCA hooper by ZeMegaMan April 13, 2026

Ethical Hoops

When a basketball player plays in a traditional and irrefutable style of hoops. Doesn't rely on fouls or free throws, doesn't throw up too many threes, shares the ball, doesn't bitch to the refs.

A: See D-Mitch last night?
B: Yeah, dude had 30/10 with like no free throws.
A: Those sum ethical hoops

Ethical Hoops by andcastle December 25, 2025

rally go hoops 

Delhi Belly; traveler's diarrhea. When one can't leave the toilet dor more than 2 minutes.

The hot tamale off the street cart gave him the rally go hoops.

rally go hoops by ScotCanAm May 4, 2018

Dannel on them hoops 

When your friend Daniel decides to pour in some fruitloops for breakfeast. But spills them and some goes onto the floor. When he crouches down to pick up the ones on the floor, you push him hard and yell DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS

My friend Daniel wanted cereal, so i decided to get him on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops

Dannel on them hoops by Jack firedragonwolf March 6, 2019