Seattle 

Seattle is an amazing city. But for people who have never actualy been... were not crazy... Some how all the T.V. directors on "The X Factor", "American Idol", "America's Got Talent" and other shows got to gether and said "Hey lets make Seattle look crazy" So our citizens dont actualy all look like crazy prostitutes...

"Hey have you ever been to Seattle? I heard there coffee is great!"

Seattle by lovefrome October 26, 2011

Seattle Strongarm 

The act of simultaneously, or consecutively, defecating and masturbating in a coffee shop restroom

I was all pent up on my road trip until I stopped off at a Starbucks and gave myself a Seattle Strongarm.

Seattle Strongarm by Surrealyo September 3, 2012

Seattle 

The place that almost never precipitates whenever it hits below 32 degrees.

That's why it rarely ever snows in Seattle in the winter time, because it's always the coldest when there aren't any clouds in the sky.

Seattle by Dubiks December 13, 2018

seattle washington area

A term used to vaguely describe where something occurs. It is used mainly as a joke and it holds a similar amount of seriousness.

Guy 1: Hey, can we hang out at your place.
SethBling: Sure, Uh I live in the uh seattle washington area...

seattle washington area by JOHN CENA (alfe) June 11, 2016

seattle spaghetti 

When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce

Yo that bitch gave me a seattle spaghetti

seattle spaghetti by amieehorowitz March 25, 2009

Seattle Tugboat 

The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.

Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!

Seattle Tugboat by TJ_01 February 19, 2009

Seattle Sounders

The worst team to ever play professional soccer/football. To the point where a 11 year old girls team could beat them.

Did you see the Seattle Sounders loose against the Portland Timbers? Yeah dude, they can’t win to Portland.

Seattle Sounders by Seattle Sounders March 9, 2019