PMFP

a superduper word that is used to display the action of pissing in ones pants. if you use this, you are pretty freaking cool.

Carmen: i like to picture Jesus as a mysterious badger.
Elizabeth: dude im totally pmfp right now

by Melinda Perez November 11, 2006

PMV

PMV is an internet slang abbreviation for Picture Music Video. A Picture Music Video is a video similar to an Animated Music Video AMV. However, PMV's are created by using still drawings to portray a story. Some Picture Music Videos contain lyrics to a song used in the video. Picture Music Videos can be found on the popular video website Youtube. People usually make PMV's containing characters from their favorite t.v shows, books, movies, and video games. Some artists will even use characters of their own.

"Hey I worked really hard on this PMV you should check it out!"

"Sure I love watching picture music videos!"

by AngelLight94 May 6, 2015

PMMS

Permanent Mean Mug Syndrome. When someone's natural facial expression resembles "the stink eye," leading them to permanently mean mug others. Famously exemplified by Erin Kaplan of "The City" on MTV.

"I swear half of his face doesn't work."
"I think he has PMMS."

by feldtronic October 25, 2009

pmpl

as in "pee my pants laughing"-used as an opponent to "laugh out loud" (lol)
pmpl is much more descriptive in the amount of laughter actually involved.

FlyNikeGay69: yeah and then he's like OMG--your butt is so big!
IMMe03: PMPL!

by Jessie Ann March 8, 2003

P.P.M.

An acronym for Pumps Per Minute. The standard measurement for the rate of thrusting during coitus/ vaginal/ anal penetration, where one pump is defined as the complete thrust of the penetrator's hips.

Although, she prefers a P.P.M. around 40, her man does not have the sexual endurance yet.

by melvin lavoix June 11, 2006

PMStic Violence

An act of violence committed by a woman who is on her period, usually occuring between couples.

"Whoa. That woman just totally bitchslapped her husband."
"Another tragic case of PMStic Violence..."

by L S October 10, 2007

PMS

The time of the month when men need to be the MOST understanding of women but instead act like immature assholes and do everything from blaming little arguments with a girl on PMS to cheating on a girlfriend or spouse because she has PMS. Guys, seriously, all girls want is to feel like you care, even when we are being completely irrational. Think how irrational you'd be if you were experiencing pain like that of constantly being kicked in the nuts while passing a kidney stone.

Girl: I hate you! I never want to see you again!
Guy: Sweetie, I know you don't mean that.
*hug*
Girl: Well... I guess I overreacted a little. I do have PMS this week.

by Kate Moran November 10, 2008