An acronym for Pumps Per Minute. The standard measurement for the rate of thrusting during coitus/ vaginal/ anal penetration, where one pump is defined as the complete thrust of the penetrator's hips.
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The sexual sequence of one being penetrated anally, orally, anally, then vaginally in said order.
The sexual sequence of one being penetrated anally, orally, anally, then vaginally in said order.
Jim:Would you rather be subject to p.m.p.c., or be incorporated into the human centipede as the middle link?
Bobby: It don't matter none, either way I'm waking up with a mouth full of ass salad and an anus about as strong as strawberry jam sitting in the African sun for a month.
Bobby: It don't matter none, either way I'm waking up with a mouth full of ass salad and an anus about as strong as strawberry jam sitting in the African sun for a month.
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used when someone thinks using your mommy kink will help them see some titties usually followed by l.m.s.y.t
used when someone thinks using your mommy kink will help them see some titties usually followed by l.m.s.y.t
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This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.
It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.
This expression was often used in David Willis' comics by Joyce, an overly religious character uncomfortable with her own and other people's sexuality.
It can be used as a humorous reference to any form of extramarital sex, especially to mock people with attitudes similar to Joyce's.
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