Body language cues 

Body language that means something specific.

Hym "Hey.... Want to know a secret?"

Iam "Yeah, sure."

Hym " Not you idiot! The viewers at home!"

Iam "Oh.."

Hym "You ever see a guy do one of these 👈 (without making physical contact) across the small of you girlfriend or wife's back as he walks past her? Do you know what it means? What about you Iam? Do you know?"

Iam "...I don't want to say..."

Hym "It means that the guy fucked your wife! Hahahahaha! Fucked her real good! And I'm not even joking! That's actually what it means! Guaranteed! 100% of the time."

Iam "You don't know anything about body language cues...."

Hym "But am I wrong?"

Iam "......"

Hym "That's what I thought! As a matter of fact, I will bet literally anyone 1 million dollars that is you have seen someone do that ☝️ to your wife or girlfriend then that guy has done this 👌👈👌👈 to your wife! Hahahahaha! 100% accuracy!"

Body language cues by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

Language War 

When Middle and High school students fight about who's language is best/least gay/coolest.

French and German almost always lose, simply because French is too gay-sounding and German is more or less useless.

Connor and Becky (both of whom took spainish)started a language war. They decided to play dirty and called Mary and Kelly nazis for taking German for the third year in a row.

Language War by Stonebadger January 2, 2009

foreign language 

Used to replace a noun, when you could not be any less clueless about this noun. You have no idea whatsoever how it works, behaves, functions, where it lives, and this list can go on infinitely.

Male High School Dropout: Dang ur hot

Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Especially my boobs" (exposes breasts which have basic algebra signs tatooed on them)

Male High School Dropout: "D4ts uhh 4n 14gw1dge" (foreign language)

Female College Graduate With Long Hair, A Beautiful Face Small Waist, Huge Titties, And A Phat PHAT Booty: "Your not smart enough to deserve any of this, go back to school moron."

foreign language by Optical_Epilepsy April 20, 2011

Sign Language 

when

hey when sign language

Sign Language by friwefpadf;lkjh October 8, 2020

techno language 

When a girl by the name of Izzy amazed me with a amazing reply to some old bastard who was dising her i gave her knowledgeable reply this title.

"that was some amazing techno language"

techno language by Dave April 23, 2004

irish language 

Irish language is a pointless language to learn it is never used and a wats of time

I don't know why we learnt this Irish language we never use it pointless

irish language by Top prod 1690 ftp March 1, 2017

Languagey 

Using complicated language when simpler words would suffice. For example saying you're time-poor, when you mean busy, or saying someone is splendiloquent when you mean articulate.

Can you simplify this article, it's too languagey for our readers.

Languagey by dangrous November 9, 2023