Tromboned 

This word is used when you fuck up so bad that you either:
1. Are going to spend the rest of your life contemplating your life decisions

2. Get your ass whooped so hard it's gonna swell
3. Waste a few years of your life trying to make up for the mistake you made.

Example 1:
Me: *drops vase that costed $15,000*
Mom: Goodnight dickhead
Me: Oh shit i'm fucking tromboned
Example 2:
Me: *leave's location on*
Dad: Where are you
Me: Home
Dad: Your snap map is on you're in fucking Africa
Me: oh shit

Tromboned by reknaW ma I May 28, 2018

Rusty Trombonepede 

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

Rusty Trombonepede by BarkAndMarry May 10, 2017

tromboning 

Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.

Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.

tromboning by Kev April 8, 2006

tromboner 

When your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.

"Hey bitch give my a tromboner."

tromboner by Steve Winkler January 26, 2005

trumbone 

When someone licks a man Butthole while they stroke the mans penis

Nothing gets you going like a women giving you a trumbone

trumbone by eroc September 23, 2003

Tromboner 

An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.

~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"

Tromboner by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009

tromboning 

oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?

hit it down a bit hon, C-note is too high!

tromboning by hytham_hammer April 10, 2006