shorting 

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

shorting by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

scoring pole 

Girls getting fucked

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.

scoring pole by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023

Sharing a cigarette 

The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own

Me: Sharing a cigarette feels better than us having our own one!
my friend: ong bro

Sharing a cigarette by Mechilcho November 30, 2023

Sharing a space 

You are preventing me from getting the thing that would allow me to NOT share a space with you IMMEDIATELY.

Hym "I don't WANT to share a space with any of you! If you weren't feinting incredulity and trying to impose uncertainty on me under the auspices of either child safety or perceived social transgression or potential for JUSTIFIED VIOLENCE (because collectively imposed, unjust subsidiarity is the impetus for the civil war and what you're collectively doing is exactly that) I would not be ANYWHERE THAT ANY OF YOU ARE EVER FOR ANY REASON FOREVER! I wouldn't even need to BE anywhere special! I would just BE HERE without having to LEAVE HERE to go to a place where I do not want to be! You can have all the space you want! 'Sharing a space' is the OPPOSITE of what I want to do with ANYONE. If you were giving me a choice I wouldn't be doing it."

Sharing a space by Hym Iam December 31, 2023

sharing painkillers 

a new age love language. something only the best of friends or significant others may take part in. sharing painkillers/taking them simultaneously is seen as a very wholesome moment, between two or more humans.

‘hey, you wanna partake in sharing painkillers together?’

‘it would be an honor, i feel accepted and loved by you to be considered in such plans!’

sharing painkillers by oozio January 21, 2024

showing swag 

doing shit to your friends around the hoes to impress them

*marcus walking with his girl in the hallway, sees jeremiah walking

marcus- “what’s good bitch ass nigga”
*marcus presses jeremiah into a locker

jeremiah” nigga marcus showing swag right now”

showing swag by Master6900 February 18, 2024

Scoring 

The Act of Rizzing someone up enough for them to be compelled enough to have Sexual Intercourse

Beavis: Hey, look at that hot chick (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, she so, like, so hot (chuckle)
Beavis: You bet she's gonna, like, have sex with us (chuckle)
Butthead: Yeah, like, we're totally going to, like, score (chuckle)
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! We're going to score! (Chuckle)

*For Clarification, They mean sex, scoring is technically their own way of saying that. They are, also, Beavis and Butthead"

Scoring by Gassypotato February 24, 2024