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go find the basement  

What you say to someone in a house with no basement when they are annoying you/boring you to death.
Fat Kid: Will you be my friend?

You: Uh...why don't you go find the basement ? I'm sure there are friends for you down there.

come to my basement 

A line which means ur gonna get fucked bro. If u ever hear this line fucking run. Unless u wanna go to their basement which means ur a fuckin weirdo and probably a slut
Guy 1: Come to my basement
Guy 2: Oh fuck!
*Guy 2 runs for his fucking life*
come to my basement by Just run February 21, 2018

Water in the basement 

When a person has cuffed their pants way to high up
person 1: "look at that dork his mom can't afford long enough pants"
person 2: "Nah, he prob just have water in the basement"
Water in the basement by seatbelt2 October 29, 2021

The Glass Basement 

A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.
I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!
The Glass Basement by Raw Doggins January 28, 2010

mop the basement 

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

Out of the basement 

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide
Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!