kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016

Metal Gear Rising 

A Metal Gear game loved by some fans but not all, mostly due to the game not surrounding Snake, but surrounding a badass cyborg samurai dude with white hair who somehow stops time to slice you into tiny bits while very loud and good music plays in your ears.

Person 1: "Metal Gear Rising sucks. It's a complete change and the protagonist is not even that cool."

Person 2: "Okay, but can you beat the games OST?"

Person 1: "Fuck."

Metal Gear Rising by GalaxyRaiderYT February 8, 2022

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. 

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011

Risin 

A boil or abscess that causes a rising

"I got a risin on my butthole" (This is a true example in the ER triage)

Risin by TexRob April 16, 2008

Metal Gear: Rising 

An extra Metal Gear name, making Jack "Raiden" the main character. He is also known as, "The Badass Ninja Guy From 2, 3, and 4". He is a cyborg.

This game is getting all true Metal Gear fans excited, because of the shocking ending of Metal Gear 4.

MG Fan 1: DUDE, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT Metal Gear: Rising!?!?!??!?!
MG Fan 2: YEAH, I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!
MG Fan 3: I came.

Metal Gear: Rising by Kyuwrath December 4, 2012

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

smuggling raisins by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Bad Moon Rising 

When something bad in the foreseeable future is about to happen.

Johnny:My parents found out about the broken garage window and now they're pissed.

Jerry: I see a bad moon rising

Bad Moon Rising by the fax February 12, 2009