Raisinets

The effect cold water has on a man's ball sack.

"That shower was freezing, my balls have totally shrivalled to raisinets."

by The Puerto Rican Jew June 1, 2005

Raisinets

I want to suck your dick

My wife's gone, I want raisinets on the dl.

by Merpa-derpa-derp February 6, 2017

sky raisins

Some people call them houseflies, but we all know they are really sky raisins...

My cat loves sky raisins, they are his favourite treat!

by habssss March 4, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

by TopBun November 25, 2016

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Flap Raisins

Small, round pieces of shit under the foreskin of an uncircumcised cock after having anal sex.

That's the last time I pick up a homeless man for sex. I ended up with flap raisins to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017