Raisinets

I want to suck your dick

My wife's gone, I want raisinets on the dl.

Raisinets by Merpa-derpa-derp February 6, 2017

sky raisins

Some people call them houseflies, but we all know they are really sky raisins...

My cat loves sky raisins, they are his favourite treat!

sky raisins by habssss March 4, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016

smuggling raisins

1. Term for a womans large, hard protruding nipples.

Man Jennifer is sure smuggling raisins today, must be cold in here.

smuggling raisins by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Flap Raisins

Small, round pieces of shit under the foreskin of an uncircumcised cock after having anal sex.

That's the last time I pick up a homeless man for sex. I ended up with flap raisins to clean up.

Flap Raisins by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026