Arizona Sober 

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

Arizona Sober by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024

Arizona Saddlebags 

Tying two or more used and filled condoms to the ends of a twirly "Doc Holiday" style moustache.

Did you see that guy? He had black cowboy boots with blue and white inlay, he's cruising for some Arizona saddlebags.

Arizona Saddlebags by Mike Wakoffski January 22, 2024

Arizona smoked hot dog 

The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you

My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog

Arizona smoked hot dog by Redneck Bois #RHEC February 8, 2024

Arizona Fireball 

When a chick with the clap licks your balls and your balls start burning.

"Damn, Ashley gave me an Arizona Fireball. It burns when I pee."

Arizona Fireball by Smokey Mountain March 25, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney in an abandoned house and make enough noise that bats evacuate the building, usually resulting in the bats flying into your friend’s undefended anal cavity.

Ingredients required:
1 Abandoned chimney
1 Homie you don’t like that much
1 Metric fuckton of bats
Lube (optional, not recommended)

Yo bro, do you know if Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend? That cumshot must have ruptured something.

Arizona Bat Tunnel by Big Daddy Hambone April 15, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!

Arizona Bat Tunnel by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This causes the bats to fly into and then thrash around wildly in your friend’s unguarded anal cavity. Lube is not recommended as it allows too many bats to enter, causing severe damage to the colon.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last weekend. One of the nurses said his prostate completely ruptured!

Arizona Bat Tunnel by Big Daddy Hambone May 3, 2024