Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

Volcano Blumpkin by Nalex. November 2, 2010

volcano cough 

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

volcano cough by NattyGlass March 22, 2011

Volcano 

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.

Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.

Volcano by mrfapfapfappityfapfap September 7, 2013

volcano action

The art of spraying down a woman with ones semen, as defined by Kevin Hodge on Youtube

Kevin: Man, I pulled out and sprayed that slut down! I had some volcano action going on! I busted all kindzz of nuts!
Keith: Thats good man, that's real good

volcano action by Mack-Dog August 30, 2015

volcano 

(v) to fall asleep or pass out after drinking in a seated or reclined position and then vomit

Yeah, Josh got wasted last night and totally volcanoed, but he's okay.
wasted turnt party foul

volcano by Fiddlebird Blue November 2, 2015

VolcanoINC 

Planes, planes, planes, planes.

Upside Down Airlines! More planes. planes. even more planes. Dominik loves planes!

Timmy: Mum! There's a VolcanoINC fighter plane heading towards me!
Mum: *gets hit by plane*

VolcanoINC by SharpColours May 3, 2018

Volcano Bang 

Vol-Kay-no Bang- when a group of athletic, unruly, dominant dudes simultaneously plan their ejaculation during a circle jerk, and burn the receiving females face off like a volcano eruption.

Holy shit, Kendra’s face is full of craters after the boys volcano bang all over her.

Volcano Bang by TheNasty69 June 3, 2018