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See you Late 

You coming out tonight?
Yeah?
ok, SEE YOU LATE!!

Or

You got SEE YOU LATED by that punch
See you Late by Monney August 19, 2009

St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date

When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"

"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"

"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"

"Blue balled? Me too."

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.
That faggot is a scarp laser raser
scarp laser raser by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

stay late 

when you aren't allowed to sleepover at a friends house, you stay until like 11 or 12 and then get picked up...
Hey mom, can I have a stay late at Gabbi's house?
stay late by Elleofthegabri January 17, 2018

jewish space laser 

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.
I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

Swagginably Late 

When you arrive late to an event due to preparing your swag.
Person A: "Where's DK already? The party started 30 minutes ago."

Person B: "Oh he's arriving swagginably late. Don't worry he'll be here."