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Choking the lobster 

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.
Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

Crowing Work 

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.
"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."
Crowing Work by Keyser_Sose May 25, 2013

Chwinged 

Getting ripped off or accepting a bad deal unknowingly.
Dude, I got chwinged on this bicycle that some schwoog sold me.
Chwinged by Perkalerk November 2, 2013

Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.
Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
Choking Pirate by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

Choking On His/Her Corn 

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.
After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.
Choking On His/Her Corn by Hera Rose September 7, 2014

crowing of the cock 

Person: Jim called his erection the crowing of the cock and now I want his dick
crowing of the cock by cfm21 October 21, 2014