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Urban Dictionary 

the definition to almost everything to names - a whole diffrent thing
Doge:whats the meaning of ryan
owner:He is notjust another guy. Ryan is so hot he will make your heart stop beating and it will fall to your feet. He is insanely funny, and whenever he laughs, you want to laugh too. He is fiercly protective of anything he loves, whether it be a person or an object. He will stand up for people, and never backs down from something. His eyes are so amazing, you will never forget them. Once you glance into his gaze, you will see evrything he's been thorugh and how much he cares. Ryan is sensetive, athletic, and competitive. Although he has girls from everywhere waiting for him to just look at them, he does not take advantage of them. He says what he feels, and can be deeply hurt easily. You will fall under his spell in one day, if not, less. Ryan is a great guy, and he will be remembered and loved forever- Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

wtf r u searching this for dumbass
No, I shouldn't have to, do you have 0 iq or something, y the hell would you look up urban dictionary on URBAN DICTIONARY???

Urban Dictionary Editors 

cunts who publish your definitions half of the time but most times it fails
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*

urban dictionary 

the urban dictionary is a place that is full of great things: funny jokes, real definitions, fake definitions, mugs that say some random word or saying on it, and so much more.
the urban dictionary is were I spend my time.

Urban Dictionary 

Objectively the world’s greatest website for definitions for the most complex words within the physical form of communication known as “language”. The site includes such notorious definitions as Cuck, Bbc, A, Æ, Ur Mom, Sussy, and so many others. (BTW It’s better than wikipedia *wink*)
Dave: Hey you know the definition of bbc?
Mike: Nah I don’t think so? How about you search it on Urban Dictionary?
Dave: Great Idea!

Urban Dictionary 

A site where everything is either horny, vulgar or doesn't make sense
Person 1: I looked up carrot on Urban Dictionary and it's a sex toy apparently.
Person 2: Be right back, I have to go to the store.