deep dicking 

Fucking a woman really good.

I'd give her a deep dicking.
I gave the lesbian such a deeping dicking she is back on the team.

deep dicking by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 2, 2003

dining hall dash 

the subsequent jog or full on sprint on the way back to your dorm room from the dining hall due to a sudden and serious urge to make a bowel movement onset by the meal that you just finished eating.

Dude A: "Hey man why are you runnin so fast back to the dorm? I thought we were going to stop at the library?"

Dude B: "Dude i gotta dining hall dash! Those beefy nachos are gonna make me squirt!"

dining hall dash by CUTiger2013 October 29, 2010

murph diving 

diving into pussy... feet first

my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!

murph diving by Suite 220 February 2, 2009

Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.

A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?

Dining Amnesia by Summertimefun August 14, 2009

Disingenuous social affect 

Manipulative person who affects false sincerity in order to gain socially.

Jake pretends he is everyone's friend but he is a back stabber and a disingenuous social affect.

Disingenuous social affect by Stephdog April 30, 2011

disingenius

pseudo intellectual, pretending to know more about something than one actually does

His remarks about the economic crisis were disingenius.

disingenius by SeekProof June 3, 2017

Diving Disc 

The act of inserting a frisbee disc HORIZONTALLY into someone’s anus. As the anal cavity may not be large enough, smaller “practice” objects may be needed to increase the circumference of the cavity.

I gave Jacob a diving disc last weekend. He nutted in 3 seconds.

Diving Disc by Divingdiscaholic September 12, 2018