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confusonym 

A word that is misspelled in a manner reflecting that the writer has confused its spelling with that of a homonym, i.e., another word that sounds the same. The greater the disparity between the spelling of the word intended and the spelling used, the better the confusonym.
In the sentence, "Anyone no if I'm aloud to bring my video camera into Yankee Stadium?," "no" and "aloud" are confusonyms for "know" and "allowed."

The use of confusonyms has become rampant with the advent of email, blogs, web-based social networks and other electronic forums because they ease the weigh for the less-attentive and less-educated two put, in writing, they're to scents inn.
confusonym by mgersh December 4, 2010

Confusing 

causing or tending to cause confusion: a confusing attempt at explanation.
My teacher was trying to show me how to do division. It was all to confusing for me.
Confusing by LoneWolfHatake May 7, 2008

confuseration 

the state of being rather confused....especially when one doesn't understand that they are confused
Joe Bob was convinced he liked Mary while in truth he liked her sister Sally...he was confuserated.
confuseration by Anonymous July 25, 2003

confusilating 

This homework is so confusilating

He is a confusilating person
confusilating by NO WAY BITCH December 22, 2003

confused pineapple 

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina
Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
confused pineapple by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

confusitorial

A tutorial that leaves one more confused than before they started.
Joe carefully read the instructions for the DIY project he was starting, but by the time he finished reading the online confusitorial, he decided to give up and go eat some bacon.
confusitorial by cicadawhisperer October 31, 2011