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Metrosexual A 

Metrosexual A is a more apparent form of metrosexuality. Metrosexual A men are physically "metro." This includes but is not limited to: hair dying, matching/nice clothes, clean nails, and tanning.

The counterpart of Metrosexual A is Metrosexual B.
Guy #1: Is that guy gay?
Guy #2: Who? That guy with the frosted faux-hawk?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Nah. He's just metrosexual A.
Metrosexual A by Alex Harm October 24, 2007

Metrosexual-Shift 

-A process in which millions of men are currently undergoing (see metrosexual). The Metrosexual-shift is actually an unproven theory that states: Within the next few generations (present - 75 years), over 80% of men will become metrosexuals.

-This is partly due to the rate that men are gravitating towards things that were traditionally female.

-Hair care products and styling tools, body & face creams, tight fitting clothes, sun glasses and other style trends that one would generally attribute to a female or homosexual male are catching on at a rapid speed with heterosexual males.
Contrary to popular belief, any man who owns a flat iron is *NOT* secure in his sexuality and is undergoing the metrosexual-shift.

metrosexual fruitcake Gary

This guy from The Witcher.
Wanna play gwent? Oh no it's metrosexual fruitcake Gary!

Metrosexual B 

Metrosexual B is a less apparent form of metrosexuality. Metrosexual B men are not physically "metro." They tend to be fans of more "metro" activities and interests but it is not present physically. Activities of Metrosexual B men include but are not limited to: musicla theatre, celebrity gossip, appreciating fashion, and ocassionally dressing well.

The counterpart of Metrosexual B is Metrosexual A.
Greg's friend's thought he was a closet metro when they found him listening to the soundtrack from "Moulin Rouge!" but he's really just Metrosexual B.
Metrosexual B by Alex Harm October 24, 2007

geo metrosexual 

intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.
emotional dishonesty+cheap shoes=geo metrosexual
geo metrosexual by lexicali slim September 21, 2009

snowboard metrosexual 

the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was
sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black
snowboard metrosexual by hockeyjay09 December 13, 2009