ZOINKS 

Something a bunch of pretentious girls say when they get caught being shady. Usually it translates to either, "I'm a noob", "I'm wrong but I'm not going to admit it", or " I messed up big time."

Boy: "Hey didn't I just see you grinding on Jenna's boyfriend last night?
Girl: "ZOINKS"

ZOINKS by Perry D. Platt September 19, 2017

zoinks 

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!

zoinks by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017

Zoinks 

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny

Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !

Zoinks by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018

Zoinks 

Language of God

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy

Zoinks by murukkhu January 28, 2019

zoinks 

an expression of surprise

that really happened, well zoinks!

zoinks by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

ZOinks 

WHen the enderman comes into your room with an erect penis and proceeds to bumsex you.

ZOinks, the enderman is here.

ZOinks by BigBoyNibba August 19, 2019

Zoinks 

Somethings you say when something goes wrong or unexpected

Zoinks scoobs

Zoinks by Someone of no interest February 23, 2020