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mexican wristwatch 

The act of wrapping one's cock around his wrist, simulating the effect of a, as they say, "wristwatch".
What time is it? Let's look at my Mexican Wristwatch! Half past my cock!
mexican wristwatch by Mark Amato October 9, 2003

ivory wristwatch 

When you cum in her mouth, but she spits it out, and it lands on your forearm.
I didn't want to swallow, so I gave him an ivory wristwatch
ivory wristwatch by Twibblyboop December 14, 2016

Albuquerque wristwatch 

Drenches of cum wrapped around a persons wrist from jerking off a guy until he shoots his load onto your wrist.

Alternate definition: When your grinding on a womans G spot until she gushes and it sprays onto your wrist.

Also, when your wrist deep in a woman's vagina and she leaves a white discharge on your wrist. This is usually followed up with a slap.
Example 1: She's jerking me off and I blew a load and gave her an Albuquerque wristwatch for mother's day.

Example 2: So, I'm wrist deep in this bitch and all I got out of it was an Albuquerque wristwatch.

African Wristwatch 

when a man wraps his penis around his wrist and pretends to read the time from it.
She asked him what time it was, but he wasn't wearing an actual watch, so he instead wrapped his penis around his wrist, and SHOWED her what time it was. He gave her the African Wristwatch.
African Wristwatch by johnwells November 28, 2012

Spanish Wristwatch 

Can be referred to as just 'wristwatch'.
"I did a wristwatch for my whole class to see. They loved it."
Spanish Wristwatch by Diego August 21, 2003

Dusting the Wristwatch 

Jerkin' it. Fapping. Spending time with Jill, or Pamela Handerson. Pumping the shotgun. Pounding the meat. Pealing the banana. Strokin'. Yanking your chain. Wacking the worm.
I heard some noise in my 13 year old brothers room last night. I think he was "Dusting the Wristwatch".