the louisville woodchipper 

When you are tossing salad on a chick and she begins to a drop a deuce, you take it all in, chew it up, and spit it back out on her belly. Can be topped off with some splooge as well.

Yeah man, there I was tossing her salad when all of a sudden she sharted. I was feeling pretty frisky that night so i went ahead and gave her the Louisville Woodchipper

the louisville woodchipper by mr bobbbb January 23, 2014

Woodchipped 

To be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.

"Dude, I just fell off the swing. I'm so woodchipped..."

Woodchipped by Gin rummy August 4, 2007

Woodchipper 

n.

1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.

2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)

Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!

Ashley: Why not?

Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!

Woodchipper by rh83cp October 4, 2010

Woodchipper 

The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.

While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.

Woodchipper by The Woodchipper May 7, 2009

Woodchipper 

The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties

I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.

Woodchipper by Nerul July 2, 2008

Woodchipper 

A girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys dick if she blew him.

Steve: Did she blow you last night man?
Dave: Nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper

Woodchipper by Janeybjunes November 2, 2014

Woodchipper 

A blowjob when she (or he) has braces

I got a woodchipper last night, it was painful

Woodchipper by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019