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Woodchipper

n.

1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.

2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!

Ashley: Why not?

Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
by rh83cp October 4, 2010
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