rh83cp's definitions
n.
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.
2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
Ashley: Why not?
Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
by rh83cp October 4, 2010
Get the Woodchippermug.