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south windsor

a boring, judgemental town where soccer mom's gossip while their kids are at the playground getting stoned. kind of like the town in desperate housewives.
by ishkaninainanaa October 16, 2008
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Windsor Castle

A subtle way of telling a girl;

Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"
by Big Jim McCrea November 5, 2012
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Cher Windsor

by Pearlies March 19, 2019
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East Windsor

A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.
She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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Windsor

In Southwest Ontario right next to Detroit (one of the most violent places in the world.. no offence to Detroiters, there is alot of good people there too). Known as "sin city" for their escort services, street prostitutes, bars, (drinking age is 19 so young Americans go there to party from the Detroit area up to Ohio generally), drugs and bootlegging (more so in the past). In the early 1900's Windsor was also known for Rum Running and have rumored to have many secret underground tunnels leading to various parts of Detroit). Al Capone was rumored to frequent Windsor pretty often in those times.

They are also known for making cars and used to be known as the auto capital of Canada (Ford, Chrysler, and GM.. though GM closed up in Windsor). Windsorites are known to be a blue collar city, who for the most part work hard and pride themselves on being gritty and tough just like the previous slogan of Ford "Built Ford Tough". Much that can be applied to the fabric of Detroit can be applied to the fabric of Windsor (excluding the violence and racial segregation) which makes Windsor commonly referred to Detroit's sister city, even though they are in 2 different Countries. Windsor is also a caring and generous place where they are known to volunteer their time and donate more money than most other places in Canada consistently because most Windsorites have a strong desire to help people who need it most.
Were in Windsor here bingin' beer lookin' for an Engineer who makes Ford Explorer Engines here in the city core but he isnt there.

Tony: Hey.. lets go get lit up on Oulette and blow the rest of our money in the casino.

Tom: Ya.. but not until we hit up a strip club and get a lap dance first bro.
Tony: Strip clubs are obsolete dude, Windsor has massage parlors.
by WackyMac January 6, 2014
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Windsor snot

Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.
Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
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Windsor

Windsor is the ost kind and soft hearted woman. If you know a windsor you are extremley lucky. She is kind and beautiful. She is sexy and gorgeous with a big heart. They say they have flaws, but you love them including their flaws. When they cry the whole world cries with them. When they shout the volcanos erupt. They fall but they get back up when you fall they hold out their hands to pick you back up. If your dating a Windsor then you will love them for life and you'll never get away from them because you just don't want to.
Boy1: Im stuck in a relationship with Windsor

Boy2: Man your lucky!

Boy1: Yeah I know!
by AndrewHaigh August 20, 2012
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