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Laura Welched 

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News
Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.

Laura Welched by T Wade January 18, 2007
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wrenched 

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Monkey Wrenched 

A verb meaning that someone/something has totally messed up your plans and/or what you were working on. That is: they threw a monkey wrench into your plans/work.
I was planning on working on that new project, but then my boss stopped by and monkey wrenched my afternoon.
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Wrenched 

If a man were to masterbate too heavily or vigorously, he could damage his penis so that temporarily everytime he got an erection it would cause pain.
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Wrenched 

When a Female grabs the males cock with both hand and twist her hand rapidly on his cock repetitively.
Lisa Wrenched the shit out of my dick last night.
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