watermelon 

A communist who try's to underhandedly impose/insert their communist ideology by wrapping it up in environmentalism.

Greta Thunberg is a watermelon. The founder of Extinction Rebellion is a water melon.

watermelon by Trothunter June 20, 2020

Watermelon 

A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.

Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah

Watermelon by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019

Watermelon 

The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.

Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.

Watermelon by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020

Watermelon 

Its a fuckin fruit

Ashley: whats that?
Emily: its a watermelon

Ashley: oh..whats a watermelon?

Watermelon by Slipper May 9, 2021

Watermelon 

It's red and juicy

I have a watermelon

Watermelon by YouKnowWhoe June 16, 2021

Watermelon 

A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).

- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.

Watermelon by Christmasy June 25, 2021

watermelon 

The best fruit EVER!!! Oh! And only gay people refuse to eat it

1. God eats watermelon with jesus

2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon

Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?

Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends

watermelon by You want to know why? June 25, 2009