wank spanner 

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.

Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad

wank spanner by poondaddy January 5, 2005

rusty wank stain 

A cum stain left on a couch or clothing which has been there for weeks

"Phil don't sit there" phil-"why" jack-"there is a 'rusty wank stain' there"

rusty wank stain by rusty wank stain February 20, 2015

wank stain 

Sperm which has got into clothes or furniture that won't come out

the other night when i was wanking, i got this nasty wank stain all over my carpet

wank stain by Matt August 14, 2003

wank splash 

a siemen stain, or a derogatory term for a person deemed not even fit to be a wanker or a flying spunk bubble.

"Oi wank splash, you just spilt my pint!"

wank splash by jonny quango September 2, 2008

wank splat 

commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...

guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.

i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...

wank splat by shaun p July 19, 2005

wank spanner 

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

wank spanner by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004

wank-stain 

A stain on the trousers of the world; a worthless or insubstantial person; one possessing no redeeming qualities, who is a waste of life.

"Goddamn but that guy's a fuckin' wank-stain!" or "Normally I'd love to Bob, but I regard you as a wank-stain and must decline."

wank-stain by James McLean July 1, 2002