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Wilsoning 

The act of becoming sexually heightened whilst sniffing obnoxious smells, such as decomposing matter, rotting food, pig slurry, tannery waste, raw sewage effluent, pea juice, dodgy plum crumble, stilton, a clam etc all left in one container to fester. Getting off on a real stinker
A person who sniffs cocktails of waste samples all mixed together and left to brew in the sun for a period of time until it makes them want to vomit and inducing their ring to tighten is said to be Wilsoning. From the verb to Wilson.
Wilsoning by Wee Willie May 5, 2006
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Waltzing Matilda 

In "Tom Traubert Blues" (Tom Waits) it's about drinking till death.
and you can ask any sailor
and the keys from the jailer
and the old men in wheelchairs know
that Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
and she follows wherever you may go
waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll go waltzing
Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda by Squarlin February 27, 2016

walloring 

kids out in the yard being crazy and yelling (southern idiom)
Ya'll stop walloring and come in and eat.
walloring by southernteacher September 20, 2013

wallowing hippo 

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
wallowing hippo by captnphunky March 9, 2017

Walloping Webhammer 

The Walloping Webhammer in fortnite.
"Brodie used the Walloping Webhammer in fortnite" said Brendan Ryder Lynn Carter.
Walloping Webhammer by Brodiculous December 6, 2022

wilsoning 

The act of selfish point hogging, and expectations of revival favours during black ops zombies. General unsportsman like behaviour during game play.
Commonly, When attempting to gain points ahead of other players in lighthearted fun, yelling "wilson" is an explanation to other players of the intentions to point hog - known as wilsoning - of the player yelling "wilson". Can also be used as an apology to other players for hogging points.

Waltering 

Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)

Other versions: walter
Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.

Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
Waltering by Fun Sized 18 October 4, 2013