Jakey-Wakey 

A cute nickname for a BF who's name is either Jacob or Jake!

Hey Jakey-Wakey! How's my hunny bunches of oats doing? <3
love cute jacob jake boyfriend nickname YAS

Jakey-Wakey by Pao&Sammy: PFFs_Forever February 28, 2016

Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

Wakey Fakey by Atani August 26, 2006

Wakey 

Epic

Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!

Wakey by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019

Wakey Wines 

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

Wakey Wines by IslamicTord November 6, 2022

Donny Wakey Eyes 

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster

you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes

Donny Wakey Eyes by Pheonixnight May 3, 2018

wakey nakey 

1)to wake up naked either purposley or accidently


2)to get so wasted u wake up naked on an anonymous old womans lawn

dude U slept naked? u wakey nakeyed me u cock eater!

o Iam so sry mrs.Googleheimer I got wasted last night and I wakey nakey.

wakey nakey by Kekky December 13, 2004

Wakeley 

This last name is derived from Norse mythology. According to the Fall of Thor myth, the powerful Wakeley stole Thor's hammer, Mjöllnir, whilst Thor was sleeping and struck him in the head, instantly turning his head into a pile of blood and god dust. Wakeley then proceeded to consume this ethereal mixture and assumed Thor's previous position amongst the gods. It is said that Thor's god dust still runs through the Wakeley family tree and that each Wakeley possesses the power to wield Mjöllnir, Thor's hammer. It is also said that Wakeleys also posses the power to throw lightning bolts at their foes to instantly incinerate them. In addition to these powers obtained from Thor, it has been visually confirmed that at will, any Wakeley can call upon a chariot pulled by the two goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in order to avoid rush hour traffic.

Bob was incinerated by Chris Wakeleys last week after accidently coughing in his general direction... we had better not mess with any of the Wakeleys.

Wakeley by mahumnut February 17, 2010