Wedding Head

When your mind is completely immersed in the details and feelings about your upcoming wedding.

Having Wedding Head throughout the day at work is awkward, they say I look zombie-like; I watch my coworker’s lips moving while I’m walking down the aisle in my imagination!

Wedding Head by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

Wedding

Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?

Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!

Wedding by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 3, 2013

Arkansas Wedding Cake 

Sliced white sandwich bread. Usually used to sop up the remains on a plate or to wipe the mouth. Edible napkin.

We had a lovely meal of fried chicken and gravy. I grabbed some Arkansas Wedding Cake, wiped my mouth, and ate it.

Arkansas Wedding Cake by Tap Dancin Jimmy August 10, 2012

portuguese wedding 

A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.

I watched the best portuguese wedding video the other day

portuguese wedding by Mr.Quackers5380 June 1, 2017

Hop Waddling 

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

Hop Waddling by Aneejit March 2, 2023

Snake's Wedding 

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

Snake's Wedding by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015

pink elephant wedding

A wedding where something is obviously very wrong, or out of place
Where everyone knows about it but no one will talk about it
In most cases the bride or groom is secretly gay

"Everyone but the bride knows the groom is gay. It's gonna be a pink elephant wedding!"

pink elephant wedding by MadCheshireCat September 12, 2005