Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.

Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!

Mormon Assault Vehicle by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

Mobile Construction Vehicle

n. Mobile Construction Vehicle (MCV)

Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.

Quick, Deploy your MCV

Mobile Construction Vehicle by Extreme June 19, 2004

takeover vehicle 

(BUSINESS) in a hostile takeover, the business entity that will be the new owner. Usually a takeover vehicle is a corporation in an industry related to that of the target company.

In cases where the takeover is not NECESSARILY hostile, the term "acquisition vehicle" is used.

In recent years, the PE fund has become a common form of takeover vehicle.

takeover vehicle by Sorry, the good guys lost September 4, 2010

Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's) 

Those cars that guys drive that include the Truck with the ball sack hanging from the bottom of the back bumper, or the Caddy with hubcaps that spin while he’s not driving, or the sports car for that guy feeling a little older than he used to, or the big SUV with the little cartoon kid wizzin' on the Ford or Chevy logo, or the rust bucket with the tires that are more expensive than the whole car is worth, or the car plastered with NRA and Ducks Unlimited stickers. These are MEVs: Male Enhancement Vehicles.

Now, if you’re a bit on the redneck side, these guys might be considered KEEPERS, but sorry, I just think they’re ridiculous.

I had a truck with balls cut in front of me the other day, total Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's).

Male Enhancement Vehicle (MEV's) by Wavy Gravy August 20, 2009

Mormon Assault Vehicle

A large van or SUV used to haul many people - usually children. Frequently 15 passenger vans these "tanks" are seen headed to school, grocery store, soccer games, baseball games, hockey games, youth activities, church, etc... and then to home all in one day. Some times mistaken for Polyg (said pol lig) Rigs commonly associated with "fundamentalist mormons" who have no association to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Son: Look at that huge van Mommy is that a Mormon Assault Vehicle?

Mom: No dear thats just a Soccer Mom who has too much money and not enough sense to drive an earth friendly vehicle.

Son: But why are Mormon Assault Vehicles ok - don't they ruin the environment too?

Mom: Because they actually use all of the seats so their ppp (pollution per person) rate is actually very low. They breed like rabbits so its more economically feasible to have a large vehicle. Now finish up your Mickey D's and lets hop in our rice burner to get to Wally's World.

Mormon Assault Vehicle by Thomas Bruebaker September 5, 2007

turban assault vehicle 

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

turban assault vehicle by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.

- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!

Black Man Mobility Vehicle by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013