urkel 

For something to be uncool or lame.

"Man, I can't believe you did that. That shit was urkel."

"That was the urkelist shit ever!"

urkel by AntiochR August 3, 2005

urkelin' 

When an individual's pants have knowingly or unknowingly risen above their belly button, resembling the hiked up style of pants made famous by character Steve Urkel on the 90's TV show Family Matters.

Example 1: "Dude, pull your pants down, you're urkelin'."

Example 2: "Look at Ms. Brewer, she's urkelin'! Her pants are hiked all the way up to her non-existant titties!"

urkelin' by Percy Jones August 4, 2007

urkel glasses 

Glasses defined as having at a minimum 1" thick glass, large dimension lenses treated with duralumin, which is accompanied by eyeglass cord made from leftover weave

Eyeglasses that fit the description but are not coated in duralumin do not qualify as "Urkel Glasses" as they will not reflect any semen back at the original shooter

"Urkel Glasses" were originally designed to protect oneself from a being shot in the eyes with semen. Many people prior to 1989 needed to have their eyes removed after many an unplanned ejaculatory mess.

To date, 3,742,635,864 eyes have been saved by "Urkel Glasses"

Jim - "Let me know when you're gonna blow your load"
Lou - "...OK...here I come"
Jim - "WAIT, I need my Urkel Glasses!!!!"
Lou - "There's no time for that!"
Jim - "OWWW MY EYES!!!"
Lou - "Oh well, guess you should have put on your Urkel Glasses"

urkel glasses by Captain Cosby Sweater March 7, 2014

Urkel 

Awesome in a weird way.

dude! you're lookin' pretty urkel today!

Urkel by Urkel my wife! September 30, 2012

Urkess

Urkess
The sound of tires squealing on the pavement floor.

Bro you have the time ? "Urkess sorry buddy dont have the time, but the sunray are pointing from the east so you tell me."

Hey dude you got five dollars? Urkess ( this response could be because you dont have the amount necessery, and out of embarressment give the cold shoulder.)

Urkess by chaste May 14, 2013

urker 

Urker is the perfect name for everyone.
An urker is absolutely lit and hot.Every person on this planet want to be an urker but only a few got the right sized schlong for it.

Oh look , whats that?
Holy shit , its an urker!!!
I have to masturbate instantly

urker by urkernado April 5, 2017

urkenslickdoingabong 

Something my friend Isaac, who is a petty child, says for me to look up on urban dictionary.

Me: Give me a word.
Isaac: urkenslickdoingabong

urkenslickdoingabong by chloethegoat May 20, 2019