tundra smash 

1) when one is extremely high 24/7

2) when something is challenging or dangerous, but you feel the absolute need to complete/accomplish it despite the risk factors

1) "Daaammmn this fool is tundra smash beyond belief. He likes them glazed eyes fsho."

2) "Did you see Jimmy make the cliff jump? I don't know how shallow this lake is, but this jump is tundra smash man, tundra smash!"

tundra smash by mist artichokes April 18, 2010

tundra nips 

when a girl's nipples pop out cus she's in a typically patriarchal office with blasting air conditioner in the summer.

"I didn't wear a bra today and was hiding my tundra nips during a meeting with my boss."

tundra nips by nataliewood July 12, 2019

tundra tulips 

Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.

"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."

tundra tulips by PolarBear59 June 23, 2007

tundra fever 

Tundra fever describes a cross-ethnic relationship in which the couple consists of an Eskimo and a Caucasian.

George: "Did you hear that Douggie and Mary are together now?"

Jennifer: "Really? That's some Tundra Fever right there!"

tundra fever by deltahotel207 July 29, 2010

tundra 250 

tundra 250 fast skidoo goes over 250, there yellow and white and you macks big jumps on the pond and the goes fast like rantttttttttttttt

omg kyle cant keep up with jon and anthony on there tundra 250's l;ike rant razzin on the bay

tundra 250 by xxjon7 February 16, 2008

tundra turd 

One who hails from north of the border. See also LCB

This country is going to hell because of the influx of tundra turds.

tundra turd by Shane November 9, 2003

Tundra Wookiee 

HISTORY
The original term "Tundra Wookie" was coined by a young man from West Los Angeles by the name of Bryan N.(last name not given for privacy reasons) while visiting the far North American regions with his friends. Upon his return, the term was then passed on to his friends and family and unto me. Considering I know a ridiculous amount of people, and I am a total jerk and used the term everywhere, it's no surprise that others use it and try to take credit for it. No matter what anyone says or believes, this is the truth and any other story is utter bull****! because nobody knew what a tundra wookiee was before the mid 90's and if they claim that they did, they're lying.

WORD COMPOSITION
In physical geography, tundra is an area where the tree growth is hindered by low temperatures and short growing seasons. Arctic tundra occurs in the far Northern Hemisphere, north of the taiga belt. The word "tundra" usually refers only to the areas where the subsoil is permafrost, or permanently frozen soil (wikipedia.org)

Adult Wookiees are typically taller than most humans, averaging 2.1 meters (6'11"). They are physically strong (as suits an arboreal species), have extremely thick hair, and have high endurance (although slow moving). Wookiees are fully covered with hair, making them highly adaptable to a wide range of climates (wikipedia.org).

APPLICATION
Though a wookiee could be male, the term "tundra wookiee" was only meant to be applied to women. So that being said..

DEFINITION
The term "tundra wookie" (also known as neanderthalensis Alaskanis Robustus), is basically a witty yet oddly accurate way of describing a larger than normal (in height and weight) woman who is granola-ish in appearance(see granola)and most likely has poor hygiene.

Note: This term is solely meant to describe the outwardly appearance of these particular women, and in no way has any negative implication about their personality. Tundra wookiees could in fact be very intelligent and have great personalities!

Picture Rosie O'Donnell one day on live T.V., appearing one week unshaven and seriously granola-ish. One could appropriately say, "that Rosie sure looks like a tundra wookiee today!"

Tundra Wookiee by E. James O April 14, 2008