thumped 

To have been beaten or pounded.

"Dude, what happened to Mark's face?"
"He started some shit at the bar last night. Got thumped pretty bad."

thumped by L33tLara June 11, 2009

Thumbdouken 

The act of inserting one's thumb in an unsuspecting ass.

Tom: Man did you hear about Nik the other night?

Markus: Naw man what happened?

Tom: Got super tanked and thumbdoukened some beezy!

Markus: Whoa, bra that's fuckin sweet!

Thumbdouken by Doctor Asshat, MD January 26, 2009

gourd thumped

having your mind blown.

Alex: "holy tits dude. i can't believe that girl."
Jordan: "i know dude. she wants my cock, big time."
Alex: "you're my hero. all you did was play xbox and some random girl shows you her boobs."
Jordan: "that's nothin nigga. look at this pic."
Alex: "damn. my gourd is thumped. let's get drunk."
Jordan: "i'm gonna carve a nigger beater."
Alex: "gourd thumped. x2"

gourd thumped by big goobie April 23, 2010

Carpal Thumbel 

A condition resulting from excessive text messaging or use of a PDA keyboard. Symptoms range from stiffness to a complete inability to bend your thumb(s). Long term effects may include hitchhiking paralysis.

Mom, I can’t take out the trash because my Carpal Thumbel is acting up again.

Carpal Thumbel by Carpal Everything April 11, 2008

thumbdrive 

An small USB-based device for storing data and other related files. Has onboard flash memory. Typically comes in sizes 64MB-4GB. Very useful for portability.

Insert the thumbdrive in one of the computer's USB port and let's start synchronizing data!

thumbdrive by mcky December 9, 2008

Thumber Bang 

Thumber Bang:

To finger a women with your hands interlocked and your thumbs together.

"I met up with this girl on tinder with the intention of going balls deep, but only managed a thumber bang"

Thumber Bang by Thumber Bang July 4, 2014

Thumbidextrous 

The ability to use both thumbs equally well for texting and/or mobile gaming

Though not ambidextrous at all, since acquiring a cellular phone, Dan has come to be thumbidextrous.

Thumbidextrous by DragonnHAIL! n September 12, 2016